By Jake Gillman ’11 and Adam Hyatt ’11, Staff Writers

1. Try to be funny in any way.
2. Make an announcement on Monday for a meeting at 3:30 on Friday.
3. Make a four-person announcement, each saying the same exact thing in the same exact awkward way.
4. Make an announcement that seems funny to you, only to realize that only  3 other kids in the school get the “insider”, but its not even funny anyway.
5. Forget who you play and who you played, filling the gaps in your mind with ugly grunting noises.
6. Mess up the announcement and have one of the teachers come up and fix it.
7. Ask the school to see if they remember your announcement that you made yesterday.
8. Announce your own achievements from a recent sports game.
9. Remind people that their bake sale isn’t free and that they need money.
10. Mispronounce the name of a repressive political system in South Africa.