By Jack Lawler ’11 and Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editors

From the makers of Webster’s Dictionary comes the all-new source for Newark Academy specific words:

1. Robe (v.): 1.) The spontaneous darkening of one’s wardrobe against one’s will (esp. when not in accordance with the Newark Academy Code of Appearance)

Example: I was just walking down the corridor, when I got robed.

2. Awesome (n.): 1.) Any class taught by Mr. Vinikoor.

Example: Yo, bro, I have to go to awesome right now; Mr. Vinikoor brought cookies!

3. Deli Bar (n.): 1.) An unusually large cluster of people jostling for position over an eventually mediocre end result.

Example: Dude, there were so many people at the party last night – it was a total  deli bar.