By Jack Lawler ’11 and Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editors
From the makers of Webster’s Dictionary comes the all-new source for Newark Academy specific words:
Honor Code Violation (n): 1.) Something you will deeply regret in hindsight.
Example:
Sally: How your date with John last night?
Caroline: To put it simply, he was an Honor Code Violation.
Lab Period (n): 1.) The worst thing ever imaginable.
Example:
Boy 1: Dude could you imagine going to MKA?
Boy 2: Oh man, that would be such a lab period!
Open Campus (n): 1.) Something mystical and highly sought after that no one will ever obtain.
Example:
Boy 1: I asked her out last weekend…
Boy 2: How did that go? She is really hot…
Boy 1: Come on, I got rejected! She’s a total Open Campus.
Bacon, Egg, and Cheese on an Everything Bagel (n): 1.) The most delicious thing in the history of mankind.
Example:
Pilgrim: I declare, this corn with which you have provided us is very much a Bacon Egg and Cheese on an Everything Bagel!
American Indian: Please, do not slaughter me.
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