By Adam Hyatt ’11, Jason Diamond ’11, and Jake Gillman ’11, Staff Writers

10. I found a way to procrastinate procrastinating.

9. As soon as I heard the song, I immediately downloaded it on iTunes.

8. Was this unicorn severely injured and made into a robot, or was he born that way?

7. Anatomically, how does one combine a robot and a unicorn?

6. Sometimes, I pretend that the silver stars are all my problems in life.

5. Why did my brother scream “Wish One” and dash into me with a toilet paper roll attached to his head?

4. There are far too many adults on the high scoring list.

3. This game makes no sense at all.  Everyone knows a real unicorn cannot double jump.  The flight trajectory is too intense for it to stick the landing. Duh.

2. Who decided Z and X would be better than using the arrow keys?

1. It is a real shame that Momma Unicorn’s father is a Robotist and does not approve of Daddy Robot.  Perhaps the robot unicorn is dashing to a land of equality where it can escape its oppressive ancestors.

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