By Jack and Jack Humor Attack,

Jack Breene ’11, Staff Writer and Jack Lawler ’11, Humor Editor

Once a year, the senior class gets the opportunity to reflect on and anonymously judge their peers. This time of year, filled with joy, shattered egos and tax returns, can make or break the rest of a senior’s life. Many seniors worry that if they don’t win anything, they will fade into obscurity faster than Fountains of Wayne after the buzz from “Stacy’s Mom” died down. This will probably happen, and is a legitimate worry. Luckily, as the ingenious humor writers have proven once again, their goodwill and charity is boundless. The following is a list of superlatives for those who might have been left out during the superlative process.

Most Likely to Rule the World

• Kim Il Jung
• Keanu Reeves

Most Likely to Impersonate An Elementary School Teacher In Order to Start A Rock Band and Prove That Dreams Can Be Achieved With A Positive Attitude and Questionable Morals

• Mohandas Gandhi

Best Person to Be Stuck On a Desert Island With

• Tom Hanks
• Jessica Alba (Because of her survival skills)

Most Likely to Be Completely Mediocre

• Linkin Park

Best Person to Bring Home to Your Parents

• Charlie Sheen

Most Likely to Have A Hit TV Show That Inspires A Generation to Follow Their Dreams

• Drake and Josh

Most Likely to Have Hordes of Teenage Girls Admire Them

• Mr. Scerra

Most Likely To Think They Won Mr. Scerra’s Category

• Noah Liff ’11

Best Couple that Never Was

• Romeo and Juliet

Worst Couple That Was

• Sam Peinado ’11 and Jamie Yang ’11