By Tucker Iverson ’12 and Greg Ruda ’11, Humor Editors

General Tso:

n. A mysterious man whose existence is very unlikely. He seems to claim ownership over a simple chicken, broccoli, and rice dish.

Example:

Gwendolyn: Hey Rafael, your lunch looks really delicious!

Rafael: Oh, it’s not really my lunch.  It’s General Tso’s…

Podium:

adj.  Something that is not to be confused with a lectern

Example:

Jimmy: Wow Timmy what is that on your head? A lectern?

Timmy: No…it’s a hat.  How could you not see that this is hat is podium?

The Dewey Decimal System:

n.(?) ERROR: @#!%@#^^#%#$!@#%??

Not even the creators of the dictionary know what this is…sorry…

Going to the Weight Room

phr. Something that guys say to try and impress girls.

Example:

Sylvester: Hey Tabitha, how are you?

Tabitha: I’m fine.  What about you?

Sylvester: I’m fine, just going to the weight room to work on my guns.

Tabitha: What are you talking about? We’re in the Liberty Science Center…

Sylvester: I’m committed.