By Molly Alter ’12 and Gracie McNeely ’12, Staff Writers

10) When you say goodbye to a teacher and then pull up next to them, waiting for the traffic light.
9) When the fire alarm goes off and the emergency exit is the construction site.
8 ) When you walk into the ILC and notice there’s a class, but still go to a computer to print something.
7) When there are a few really nice cookies put out for dessert at lunch that are clearly left over from a meeting students weren’t invited to.
6) When there is one plate on a cafeteria table so you sit down, but then some random person comes up, awkwardly grabs the plate, and leaves.
5) When you break a test tube and hide the remains.
4) When someone does a wallsit near the weightroom and Purell falls on their head.
3) The blank stare you get when you ask to take a cafeteria chair from a table.
2) When everyone in the black box is wearing white.
1) When you accidentally play footsie with person across from you in library cubicle.