Dear Carissa,
I am having trouble making deadlines at school and I’m falling behind. I feel like I postpone everything and I feel my work piling up. What should I do?
-Call me the White Rabbit

Dear White Rabbit,

I totally know how to handle this, and I would tell you, but I have 19 late assignments due tomorrow.
– Carissa
PS What you really need to catch up on is pop culture. Alice in Wonderland was so 2010.