By Willa Schwarz ’15, Staff Writer and Fresh Princess

Unpredictable

• The middle school won more than zero events.
• The fire department tried to fine us on our beautiful hallway decorations instead of complementing Dr. D on his main role in the Juniors of Oz.
• The freshman beat the juniors at knockout and Ping-Pong.
• Everyone laughed at every word Tucker Iverson said in the senior skit. (The sophomores didn’t)
• A Newark Academy student can dougie.

• The juniors won.
• The sophomores once again failed to win anything.
• The frozen t-shirt contest left everyone wondering why we spend our parents hard earned tuition money on buying and freezing t-shirts.
• Most of the skits were hard to watch and made you feel stupid for not joining boys soccer (conveniently leaving before the skits began)
• When Football discussed their season and said it was amazing.
• Ms. Obydol danced better than anyone else.