By Gregory “Greg” Ruda ’13, and Tucker “Tucker” Iverson ’12, Humor Editors

Featuring a new… feature called “Thesaurus!”  We will thesaurusize the words we define… enjoy!

Pool Stairwell (n)- A place where people go to have deep emotional conversations.

Example:

Chuckie: Hey I don’t understand the philosophy homework that Mr. Creedence assigned!  Can you help me out?

Loretta: Awww Chuck! Lets go to the Pool Stairwell to figure it out.

See Also: Arts Wing Entrance, Skybox, Above Auditorium Stage, Library Stacks

Intranet (n)- The elaborate cover-up that the tech office has put in place because they once misspelled the word “Internet.”

Example:

Mr. Scott: Hey everyone the homework is up on the intranet.

Dionysius Wong: Don’t you mean Internet?

Mr. Scott: …

Thesaurus: Well we didn’t feel like putting synonyms here, but look at how shiny the coin is!