By Greg Ruda ’13, and Tucker Iverson ’12, Humor Editors

We talked to the Global Speaker Series Committee and we compiled a list of all the Global Speakers that have applied for the job, and were subsequently rejected…Here you go.

1)    Route Ten Wendys Franchise Owner

2)    Tiger Woods

3)    Chef Boyardee (apparently he isn’t real)

4)    The penguins from Madagascar

5)    The Trix Rabbit (apparently also not real)

6)    The Rapper from the Rebecca Black Video (he wishes he wasn’t real)

7)    A liberal (just kidding)

8)    My Cousin Vinny

9) Muammar Gaddafi

10) A Conservative (just kidding again… kind of)