The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

Dear Carissa…

By Carissa Szlosek ’12, Carissa Enthusiast

Dear Carissa,

My mom always tells me that I am what I eat. I don’t believe her.

Best,

I don’t remember eating a straight-A student today.

 

Dear IDREAS-AST,

Your mother is in the wrong. I don’t remember eating a brainiac today either.

Sincerely,

Carissa