The Minuteman

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Hear What People Are Saying About the Humor Section!!

Sound Bites Collected by Tucker Iverson ’12, Humor Editor

Welcome!!

Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Hear What People Are Saying

About The Humor Section!!

Funny!”—Mr. Austin

Hilarious!”—Dr. D

I wrote some of those articles.”—Tucker Iverson

I actually found myself laughing!”—Someone who rarely laughs

I accidentally stumbled upon this while trying to check my homework, and couldn’t stop reading!”—Griffin Glatt

No seriously guys…I don’t know how to change the page please help me.”—Griffin Glatt

Humorous!”—Ms. Galvin

Check me more!”—Your email

Stop checking me, there’s nothing here”—Freshman clips

You’re welcome!”—Javier

I thought the humor section is the best it has been in years”—Greg Ruda, Humor Editor

We all have hidden talents”—The Maintenance Staff

Find out what all the buzz is about!!

The humor section is truly a hoot!”—Mr. Brower

Side-splitting!”—Mr. Vinikoor

Hey Tucker, please park in me”—Visitor Parking

Don’t park in visitor parking”—Detention

But Visitor Parking told me to”—Tucker Iverson

Amusing to the point of hilarity!”—Mr. Scerra

Tucker should not have a detention for parking in visitor parking”—Barack Obama

Lol”—The internet

A once in a lifetime experience!!

I’m so hot”—Room Two

I’m so hot”—Greg Ruda, Humor Editor

The section is funny, entertaining, and always makes me laugh”—Anonymous fictional person

Fourscore and seven years ago.  Also, the humor section is funny.”—Abraham Lincoln

Nice!“—Mr. Keur

Hey guys did you forget about me? I’m still stuck on this page and I don’t know what to do…”—Griffin Glatt

…Guys?”—Griffin Glatt


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