By Gregory “Veronica” Ruda and Joseph “Loretta” Denoon ’13

Immersion- n. The Administration’s way of getting below the fire department’s maximum capacity requirement.

Ms. Malfoy: We could just have morning meeting for every grade in a different room?

Mr. Potter: No, we’ll just send them off to Vietnam.

June Term- n. A social experiment conducted by the math department to analyze how long it takes the students to realize it is all a joke.

Mr. Lamboracci: Well we’ve figured out what X is equal to, now what?

Mr. Hopkins: June Term!

Cookies N’ Cream Froyo- n. A highly anticipated thing that fails to live up to its hype.

Donald: Are you excited for Zootopia 2013?

Ackvar: Yes but I hope its not a Cookies N’ Cream froyo!

Fire hazard- n. A carrying case used by students to hold books and other supplies.

Timothy: Ugh, this fire hazard is so heavy.

Willard: Mine is too, just remember to only put it in your locker.

Open campus- n. A fruitless quest. —  v. to laugh at children.

Arthur: This holy grail thing is turning into an open campus.

Shane: I told them we got open campus passed, let’s go open campus at them.