By Matthew Douglas Cowen ’13

(Dates yet to be confirmed)

1. Senior Grill at morning meeting
• Would you like your eggs scrambled or sunny-side up?
2. We pay YOU $2 for a casual day
   • Because we have sooooo much money to give out!
3. Lobster and filet mignon for lunch
   • I wanna see the caf pull this off.
4. Milk Chocolate Day
   • Because we’re not getting our calories-worth from the Froyo Machine
5. Dark Chocolate Day
   • WE REALLY LIKE CHOKOLATE (Editor’s Note: Misspelling caused by excessive munching of Hershey bar while typing)
6. Political Debate featuring Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, and Nicole Andrzejewski
   • She might just be the best candidate for the job.
7. Albanian Cultural Day
   • Yes, I picked a random country.
8. End-of-the-World Party
   • It will be Aztec themed—Take that Mayans!
9. Mr. Bitler Day
   • Sponsored by Young Republicans Club