By Joseph Denoon ’13 and Gregory Ruda ’13, Humor Editors

Kaltenbacher – noun –  an open, easily viewed space that makes it equally awkward for those inside and those outside.

Example: My Goldfish’s bowl is such a Kaltenbacher.

Facebook Political Fight – noun – an accelerant, or fuel for a fire.  Does nothing to fix the situation.

Example:

T.J: Don’t spray that fire with Axe!

Shiloh: Why!?

T.J.: It’s a Facebook Political Fight!

Locker – noun – a rarely used, obsolete, ancient tool.

Example:

Mary-Beth: Hey Dennis, why are you using that slide rule, it’s such a locker.

Minutemen Cross Country – adjective – naked.

Example: Popstars nowadays only make a bang by leaking Minutemen Cross Country pictures of themselves.