By Maddy DeLamielleure ’15, Adina Gitomer  ’15, Sara Widmann ’15

Ever wonder why you can’t find your teachers on Facebook? Well three highly esteemed Minuteman Humor Section staff writers have done some extended research to find out. Here are their REAL Facebook names:

Mr. Mallalieu: CanIGetA Mallalieujah

Ms. Railsback: Railsback Atchya

Mr. Austin: Don Dallas

Marquis Scott: Michael Scott

Mrs. Powell: Bow Chicka Powell

Ms. Hamm: Green EggsAnd Hamm

Ms. Celente: Ex Celente

Mr. Beckman: David Beckham

Mr. Rollenhagen: Rock N. Rollenhagen

Mr. Torson: Miss Mass Torson

Mrs. Ma: Ma Mamia

Mr. Blaskopf: ThreeTwoOne Blaskopf

Mrs. Mahoney: MaHoney IShrunkTheKids

Mr. Stourton: Stourton HearsAWho

Mr. Bitler: Rob Bitler.