By Joe Denoon ’13, Humor Editor

President Barack Obama won reelection, and Former Gov. Mitt Romney has to settle with living in a larger house. But in local terms, Newark Academy is finally at peace. With the election season over, we’re seeing the partisan arguments dying down in favor of arguments between Republicans and Democrats.  The entire school can celebrate that we can finally all get along peacefully in our continued insistence that Obamacare is awesomeful. When the average student heads to Facebook, they will no longer see photo-shopped pictures of Obama or Romney on various mass-murderers’ bodies. Rather, we can all relax and calm down with the images of Obama or Boehner photo-shopped on various mass murderers bodies. So settle down; take the political sting out of the air. We can get back to not fighting politically, but rather over the actions of the governing groups of the American people.