Aditya Srivatsan ’15, Staff Writer

Hello Ladies. I realize that my previous column was directed solely toward men, so I decided to write this article to focus on helping you girls out. A pressing issue for girls is making a good impression on the first date, so here are some tips to help you out.

(1) Kiss

This time I mean it, actually go in for the kiss. Boys love to kiss (at least I think they do). I mean, I have never kissed one. Anyway, you should definitely kiss him early on in the date, instead of the traditional goodnight kiss. Usually when I’m on dates, I hint at the kiss for the whole evening, and finally when we get to her doorstep I lean in. Oftentimes I get a: “Oh sorry my parents are watching,”  or, “I’m moving to France.” Regardless, get it done early on.

(2) Dress to Impress

How do you impress guys? Look at the cross-country team; we have guys chasing us all the time. Short shorts, tight shirts and Max Whitmore are all you need.

(3) Act Smart

I personally think smart girls, especially when it comes to math, are cool. Try the line: “I hear you’re good at algebra…..Will you replace my eX without asking Y?” There’s a reason they’re called MO’s.

(4) Pick Up Lines:

Yes, pick up lines can go both ways, and even if you are on a date, a couple of them won’t hurt boosting your boyfriend’s confidence. A few examples are:

“Is you dad robo cop, ’cause your arms are guns.”

“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

If you still don’t have a boyfriend and are unable to try these amazing tips, I’m always available. Call me and find out why they call me el Tigre.