By Erin Mooney ’16, Humor Staff Writer

Recently, scholars from all grade levels joined together for the common goal of bettering the institution’s academic and social spheres, leading to a variety of excellent suggestions. Amidst the thoughtful ideas are a few proposals that have not, for some reason, been passed by the administration. Below is a list of voice proposals that were suggested and failed to make their way to implementation.

1. 19-ply toilet paper
2. A place for each student to securely lock his/her bag during the day
3. An educational rest center (napping room)
4. A bike rack for all the kids who ride their bikes to school
5. A class that explores the underground legal affairs in Washington, D.C.
a. Homework all year is to watch and discuss the hit TV show, Scandal
b. This would be an IB class
6. IB Math Studies class for every high school grade level
a. Pre-Pre Math Studies
b. Pre-Math Studies
c. Math Studies (Regular and Honors)
d. IB Math Studies
7. Rename “Chemistry” to “Application of Chemistry in the 21st Century”
8. Dressage Team
9. Community goldfish
10. Open campus
11. Application for admission takes the form of a “Hunger Games” battle
12. Students should use real babies for the family project
13. Keep the press box unlocked so it can be used as a “group study location”
14. No school the day after the Super Bowl, or the day after the Oscars, or the day after the Grammys, or the day after the VMA awards, or the day after the People’s Choice awards, or the day after the BET awards, or… (continues for every possible Sunday awards show)
15. Change all the bells to fifteen second clips from One Direction songs

Thanks to the student and faculty’s close cooperation, many of these suggestions are under review to be given a second chance. Or, in the case of “open campus,” a twenty-seventh chance.