By Dylan Flanagan ’16 and Noah Nazmiyal ’16, Staff Writers 

1. Lila Rimalovski and Erin Mooney are the editors…
2. It’s tough to write for an audience of five.
3. The humor section group chat has turned into this kid hitting on sophomore girls.

   

4. Noah Nazmiyal came up with none of these ideas.
5. If you don’t think this is funny, Noah Nazmiyal came up with every single idea.
6. We can’t think of one so skip 6.
7. Naz, think of another.
8. Dylan, I can’t, you think of another.
9. Actually, just ignore this entire article.
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