The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

Times You Felt Uneasy in the Cafeteria (2% milk, 98% uneasy)

By Adina Gitomer ’15, Staff Writer

1. When the cream cheese suddenly starts looking like lettuce.

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2. When quotation marks are in the exact place you wish they weren’t.

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Sureeee, we’re going to have “Sushi Appetizers”.

Yeah, those are “Sushi Appetizers”. *Wink*

“Sushi Appetizers,” said Mr. Brower.

3. When they yell the lunch menu at you.

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