The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

NA Equations

By Adina Gitomer ’15

Adina hanging out in the Library

Senior Initiation = tarp + chocolate sauce – personal hygiene

 

Advisor Groups 2013 = normal advisor groups – doughnuts – happiness

 

anxiety + pressuring the middle schoolers to eat fast + anger = First Fifteen Minutes of Lunch

 

Tests at Newark Academy = SAT+ACT

 

Grilled Cheese System = theft + evil + betrayal

 


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