The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

Meet the Humor Staff: Guess Who?

By Lila Rimalovski ’15, Staff Writer

Well, a new school year has started. The Humor Section thought we’d take the chance to introduce ourselves with a Guess Who? There is a special prize for the winner.

 

Think you know who this hottie is? He enjoys making needlepoint pillows and eating bugs. He takes his coffee black.

 

Bottom row. Second from the left. Dressed as frog.

 

Did this kid fall from heaven? No.

(He comes late to morning meeting.)

 

Hamentashen. Bless you.

       J’mappelle Monsieur Beau

 

BONUS ROUND!!!

 

Think you recognize all five of these bad boys? Well, you probably do! They were the stars of “Alvin and the Chipmunks take Newark Acadesqueak”.

 

 

Answers: Joe Denoon, Matt Cowen, Dillon Denehy, Greg Ruda, Adina Gitomer, Chris Paolini. Bonus Round: Simon, Justin, Theadore, Taylor, Alvin

There is no prize. Except an important life lesson on trust.