By Matthew Press ’14, Staff Writer

Marquis Scott is a men among boys, the creator of photosynthesis, God’s perfect creation. He is the man everyone talks about throughout the halls. But what does Mr. Scott do on a normal day? Well it all starts early in the morning.

5:00 AM – He wakes up.

5:05 AM – Reads his favorite sports blog online at corytellallsports.blogspot.com

6:30 AM – Milks his six cows for milk to have with his honey nut cheerios.

6:45 AM – Makes his own beef jerky.

7:00 AM – Leaves for school.

7:45 AM – Arrives at school.

7:50 AM – Reads his favorite sports blog online at corytellallsports.blogspot.com

8:10 AM: Skips morning meeting for his daily SS (Secret Society) gathering by locker number 538.

8:30 AM – Runs the underground Newark Academy Fight Club with Mr Kacur.

9:45 AM – Works in the tech office fixing computers and inspiring students.

12:00 AM – Makes his daily lunch run to Chipotle with the gang consisting of Mr. Blomn, Mr. Gertler, Ms. Galvin and Ms. Duszak.

12:45 PM – Heads back to Newark Academy with Mr. Blomn, Mr. Gertler, Ms. Galvin and Ms. Duszak on his back.

1:00 PM – Reads his favorite sports blog online at corytellallsports.blogspot.com

1:30 PM – Sun tans on the roof with Mr. Bitler while talking about politics.

2:00 PM – Runs around the property chasing the geese off the fields.

3:00 PM – Finishes up his work and then goes home for the day.

3:45 PM – Feeds his roosters and 12 cats.

4:00 PM – Video chats with his mom.

5:30 PM – Orders in Chinese food and watches re-runs of his favorite show, Jersey Shore on MTV.

8:00 PM – Goes to bed.