By Matthew Press ’14, Staff Writer

It seems to be a tradition now where every year seniors change their Facebook names to hide their scandalous activities from colleges. The Newark Academy Humor section has done some investigating of its own and found out some faculty member’s Facebook names from when they were seniors in high school.

Mr. Pursell – Edward Pursell-Hands

Mrs. Palmer – Hurricane Sandy

Mr. Bitler – The Hunter

Ms. Gordon – Flash Gordon

Mr. Austin – Donald Duck

Mr. Erlandson – Walter White

Mr. Caldwell – North Caldwell, NJ

Mr. Ryan – Evil Andy

Mr. Jacoby – Dr. Julius Irving

Mr. Scott – The Godfather