The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

Top Five Reactions to Faraj Faraj

By Ben Shifrin ’13, Staff Writer

5. Is he really over 20?
4. Man, he is short!
3. Why is it suddenly so dark?
2. Hey!  At least I am still awake.
1. Yeah yeah, enough about the Middle East! How about Faraj’s favorite thing about America?