By Jack Lawler ’11, Humor Editor and Jack Breene ’11, Staff Writer

Jack and Jack Humor Attack

Hey, it’s Mr. Scott. Taking a break from writing in my blog (it’s a work in progress) and need a quick favor. Please provide the answers to the following questions:

1.newarka.edu E-mail::………….2. username: ………… 3. Password :………….4. Boxers or Briefs……5.Keenan or Kel…..6. Was he dreaming at the end of Inception? 7. Are you intimidated by my menacing walk in the hallways? If not, please send tips on how I can improve on this……8. Kickball is awesome right?……

Failure to respond will result in more detentions than you can imagine. Also, if you do not answer, I will personally call you out during a morning meeting presentation (shut up, Griffin) and you’ll be more humiliated than I felt after realizing the Senior Faculty basketball game doesn’t actually count. Finally, those who fail to respond will be forced to watch seasons 3-5 of The Wire.

Please send me $50 (cash and pay-pal only) when school begins. Side note: am I included in your will? If not, please amend as soon as possible.

Have a good summer, and Jordan, Theo, and Zaire what’s up. Everyone else, I’ll stare at you while slowly shaking my head and walking away (especially you, Taffet).

P.S. If you email me while I’m watching Entourage, may God help you.