By Kiara Quigley ‘21 and Anjali Rajkumar ‘21, Staff Writers

A duck, a frog and a skunk wanted to go to the movies. The admission was one dollar. Which one of the three couldn’t afford to go?

The skunk.

Why?

The duck had a bill, the frog had a greenback, but the skunk only had a scent.

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

A towel

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

A carpet

What has one wheel and is hard to ride?

A unicycle

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A clock

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold

Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

A fire

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

A river

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

An onion

I am as light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for over 5 minutes. What am I?

Your breath

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Open the door, put the elephant in and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

Open the door, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Open the door, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in, and close the door.

Why did the student eat his homework?

Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.

Why did the coach go to the bank?

To get his quarter-back

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer

Why are dogs such bad dancers?

Because they have two left feet

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

Short

How many months have 28 days?

All of them