By Jack Breene ’11 and David Webster ’11, Staff Writers  and Jack Lawler ’11, Humor Editor

10. Commit seppuku.

9. Vomit on hair of loved ones.

8.  Have a youtube worth freak out moment.

7. Drown your sorrows in eggnog, latkes or Kwanza comfort food, depending on your religious preference.

6. Threaten to join Middle School Chorus as a senior.

5. Watch “Drake and Josh Save Christmas” in order to learn to true meaning of the holiday season.

4. Viciously tweet about your disappointment.

3. Arson, choose target accordingly.

2. Get back at your parents by dating a college guy with earrings, tattoos and opposing political views.

1. Pretend you like it.