By the Humor Staff

We’re Back! STRONGER, BIGGER, BETTER. They’d tried to cut us out, but they couldn’t stop us. Here’s an in-depth look at the new and improved Humor section.

Kellen Wang ‘20 – Editor

• Short, Manlet
• Lunchtime Basketball Bench
• Varsity Girls Cross Country
• Conditions Hair Everyday  

Rohan Kapur ‘20 – Editor

• Millburn C Team Soccer 2012-13
• JV Tennis
• First-Chair All State Violin (2010)
• English is 3th Language

Teddy McGraw ‘20 – Staff Writer

• Millburn C Team Soccer 2012-2013
• Receding Hairline
• All State Parking
• Smiling
• Tendonitis

Michael Wang ‘20 – Staff Writer

• Weight: TBD
• Gill-St. Bernards Class of 2020
• Vert: Can’t Dunk
• Ball and Chain
• Age: 32 ⅓
• Heartbroken

Ethan Chee ‘20 – Mentor, Influencer, Friend, Family, Good Vibes

• Perfect
• 5’ 11.5”
• Future CEO of College Board

Jack?/John?/Rhonda? Osmond ‘22 – Staff Writer

• Spaghetti o’s
• Who?

Charlie Hynes ‘22 – Staff Writer

• Peck alumnus
• Baller
• Freckly
• Solid 7.3/10

Ethan Lee ‘22 – Staff Writer

• Commits too early.
• No self-control.
• Craves attention.
• Can’t look straight.
• Poser.
• Ugly too!