By Ethan Lee ‘22 and Charlie Hynes ‘22, Humor Writers

Inspired by the Launch X Competition, an entrepreneurship competition where students come up with the best possible business ideas, we decided to come up with business ideas of our own. Here are a few of our best ideas.

• Plaque flavored toothpaste
• A company that helps you come up with Launch X ideas
• Sandpaper toilet paper
• Gucci cars
• Lawn mowers that wash your grass
• A business that plans coups to overthrow governments
• Insta-dry clay
• A company that cures cancer
• Mosquito Re-Education Camps
• Service which collects leftovers that would have been thrown out at restaurants, and then throws them out at a dumpster

Please make sure if you are going to use one of our ideas to not do so. They are for us only and are not to be used by other people. The only reason we shared them with you is to show everyone how smart we are.