By Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editor (level 28), with contributions from Adam Hyatt ’11, (level 26).

1) You get the wonderful feeling of having a job without ever getting paid.

2) Friend us, and we will clean your office for brownies and team points.

3) It will keep you away from stalking people.

4) SEND US COFFEE.

5) Has been proven to help people  lose weight.*

6) It is certainly not a waste of time and can change your life forever.

7) It’s better than Robot Unicorn, and Tom Kovar ’13 isn’t the best at it.

8) Not a lot of people play it now, so when it becomes popular you can think you’re cool knowing you were one of the first to play it.

9) You can virtually high five someone with hand-to-hand accuracy and forget about your real-world lack of coordination.

10) Just try it one time!  It’s really easy to stop playing.

*Results may vary.