By Andrew Brummer ’12, Staff Writer & Tucker Iverson ’12, Humor Editor
10) Abducted by aliens.
9) Was inspired by Ferris Bueller…but then changed my mind.
8 ) Thought it was a snow day until I looked out the window.
7) Drove to the city of Newark.
6) Flash mob practice.
5) Got in a ninja fight.
4) My horse-drawn carriage turned back into a pumpkin.
3) I was sick during 1st period gym, but um…I’m healthy for 2nd period English.
2) My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to school.
1) Traffic.
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