By Sensei Phoebe Feinberg, Blackbelt and Fortune Cookie Collector

It is better to go thirsty than to drink from a cup of mediocrity, but even worse is to drink from a cup of regular iced tea labeled “Arnold Palmer”.-Phoebe Proverb

When the world asks, “Who is without a flaw?” raise your hand and stand up dramatically, but silently.  When the world thinks the moment is over, say sternly, “I”. –PP

The greatest danger could be your stupidity unless you are using a blanket to parachute from the roof because that’s genius. –PP

PS: According to various sources, she’s wiser than the blokes in Brooklyn that come up with “legitimate” fortune cookie sayings.