By Tucker Iverson ’12 and Greg Ruda ’13, Humor Editors

Senior Corridor

n. A place where backpacks can be free from the tyrannical dean.

Example:

Backpack 1: Hooray! I’ve escaped the “L” I can now be free from capture and torture.

Backpack 2: I never feel safe.

Backpack 3: I didn’t know we could talk…

See also: Library, Bathroom Stalls, Classroom 20

Senior Initiation

n. An event where older people pick on younger ones by using chocolate syrup and whipped cream to both exfoliate their pores and clean their clothes, and then cleverly give the younger folks none.

Example:

Timmy: Hey Grammy, can I use the Hershey’s after you’re done with it?

Grammy: No.

Club Fair

n. A buffet where people try, usually unconvincingly, to get you to join their organization.

Example:

Person 1: Wow this China Buffet is delicious!

Person 2: Will you chain yourself to a tree for the alpacas?