The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

Predictable and Unpredictable With Willa Schwarz

By Willa Schwarz ’15, Staff Writer and Fresh Princess

Unpredictable

  • The middle school won more than zero events.
  • The fire department tried to fine us on our beautiful hallway decorations instead of complementing Dr. D on his main role in the Juniors of Oz.
  • The freshman beat the juniors at knockout and Ping-Pong.
  • Everyone laughed at every word Tucker Iverson said in the senior skit. (The sophomores didn’t)
  • A Newark Academy student can dougie.
Predictable
  • The juniors won.
  • The sophomores once again failed to win anything.
  • The frozen t-shirt contest left everyone wondering why we spend our parents hard earned tuition money on buying and freezing t-shirts.
  • Most of the skits were hard to watch and made you feel stupid for not joining boys soccer (conveniently leaving before the skits began)
  • When Football discussed their season and said it was amazing.
  • Ms. Obydol danced better than anyone else.

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