By Jake Gillman ’11 and Adam Hyatt ’11, Staff Writers

1) I really thought the middle school was going to win this year… until I heard their theme and saw their decorations, dodge ball skills, and skit.

2) I thought the freshman did a great job turning the L into a second black box, but I do not know what acting has to do with Men in Black.

3) I cannot believe the sophomores won.  Can you imagine what the outcome would have been if the seniors actually tried?

4) Now if I ever break the Honor Code, I can say I learned to do that from watching the sophomores play dodge ball.

5) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one from Nick Junior.

6) Sorry, we could only come up with 5. College is more important than this article.

7) Do you really think we would come up with number 7, if number 6 explains we could only come up with 5?

8) You need to stop reading on. There are no more jokes.

9) Stop reading. This is not like those Series of Unfortunate Events books.

10) Wow…