By Willa Schwarz ’15 and Lila Rimalovski ’15, Staff Writers and Vacation Planners
In this double featured article, two freshmen have compiled lists of what to do over thanksgiving break.
Thanksgiving is approaching and Willa Schwarz, Freshwoman Staff Writer, has compiled a list of some choices you may have to make this coming vacation.
Choices With Willa Schwarz
- Kill a turkey with your bare hands or play x-box while your mom cooks the food.
- Hug a tree (if there are any still standing) or cut down a tree
- Hang out with friends or be lonely
- Go for a polar bear swim or go for a polar bear
- Play Yahtzee! or get into a fight
- Get a new hobby or read the Hobbit
- Catch up on reading or catch up on Facebook stalking
- Go to Iceland or go ice-skating
- Get ahead on sleep or get ahead on homework.
- Master hula-hooping or master hula-roping
- Watch depressing Dr. Phil episodes or watch hilarious re-runs of Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Beat everyone at your family in Ping-Pong competition or beat everyone in your family at a frozen T-shirt competition
- Lose your phone by flushing it down the toilet or lose it by betting it in blackjack
Also, Lila Rimalovski has compiled a wonderful list of what to do if you’re bored this Thanksgiving…enjoy.
Lila’s Top Ten Things To Do on Thanksgiving
1. Play footsie underneath the table with all of your relatives and blame it on somebody that didn’t even show up.
2. Make a guest appearance in the Macy’s Day Parade and sing a very enthusiastic “Twist and Shout.” (Ferris Buler’s Day Off reference no big deal)
3. Pretend it’s your birthday so your family won’t be surprised when you show up without clothes
4. Tell everybody you are vegan and make them eat tofurkey with you.
5. Show up in a Halloween costume.
6. Say “Merry Christmas” to all of your family members and act very upset when they tell you they didn’t buy you a present.
7. Only respond in “gobbles” and “baks” when people try to talk to you.
8. When somebody tells you their ancestors were on the Mayflower, tell them yours were on the Aprilflower.
9. Write an article for the humor section about my top 10 favorite things to do on thanksgiving
10. Beat every family member in an intense game of Mancala.
2. Make a guest appearance in the Macy’s Day Parade and sing a very enthusiastic “Twist and Shout.” (Ferris Buler’s Day Off reference no big deal)
3. Pretend it’s your birthday so your family won’t be surprised when you show up without clothes
4. Tell everybody you are vegan and make them eat tofurkey with you.
5. Show up in a Halloween costume.
6. Say “Merry Christmas” to all of your family members and act very upset when they tell you they didn’t buy you a present.
7. Only respond in “gobbles” and “baks” when people try to talk to you.
8. When somebody tells you their ancestors were on the Mayflower, tell them yours were on the Aprilflower.
9. Write an article for the humor section about my top 10 favorite things to do on thanksgiving
10. Beat every family member in an intense game of Mancala.
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