By Matt Press ’14, Cillian Connor ’14, and Alex Tarowsky ’14

Please answer these 5 questions truthfully. Select only one answer.

1.) How many times a week in school do you listen to your heart by listening to the song Listen to Your Heart by DHT?

A) Right before sports practice (1)

B) Only during universal drop (2)

C) Infinity (3)

D) I prefer Collide by Howie Day (4)

2.) Have you ever read Cory Tell’s million-dollar sports blog, Cory Tell All Sports?

A) Yes(1)

B) Garbage Time Sports is better (2)

C) Its my homepage (3)

D) I read it almost as much as I read Good Housekeeping (4)

3.) What would you do to get a good spot on the froyo line?

A) Complete the saltine challenge (1)

B) Be robed for an entire week (2)

C) Commit treason (3)

D) Take on Mr. Scott in a one-on-one kickball showdown (4)

4.) What faculty  member are you most like?

A) Mr. Jacoby (1)

B) Ms. Railsback (2)

C) Mr. Pursell (3)

D) Jaime the Trainer (4)

5.) What would you tell a friend is your favorite part about NA?

A) Extra sleep you get during the assemblies (1)

B) Mr. Ball’s mannerisms (2)

C) Zach Taffet’s hair flips (3)

D) Mr. Gertler yelling at high schoolers to get off the lunch line (4)

Add the points earned in the parenthesis and compare it to the chart below to see what type of student you are.

4-8 Points = You have a passion for the arts

9-12 Points = You are a jock

13-15 Points = You are in the IB program

16-19 Points = You play for Chameleon jazz band  

20 Points = You are Cory Tell