Author: amorrison11
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NewarkAcademyDictionary.com
Backpack (n.): Something that, when plopped on the ground, angers the administration. Example: Craig: Dude, I just left a backpack right in the middle of the cafeteria! Henry: That’s so gross. I heard Ms. Galvin stepped on it! Talking in the library (n.): 1. Something that’s not that big of a deal but you get…
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College Thank-You Note
By Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editor When being interviewed for college, you must always write a thank-you note to your interviewer for taking time out of his or her busy evening to interview you for a school to which you will most likely not be accepted. Here’s one of the best examples of a thank-you…
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Americans ARE(N’T) Funny
By Tucker Iverson ’12, Staff Writer Editor’s note: This article was originally written in Swedish, and translated by Robert “Tucker” Iverson IV, Esq. With the end of days inevitable, one thing is on everyone’s mind. When will the prejudice stop? Will it gradually die down like a sunset? Or will the stop be abrupt like…