Author: bleit18
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How to Combat Mass Shootings: A Comprehensive, Five-Step Guide
by Ben Leit ’18, Humor Editor and White Male A note from the EICs: The ludicrous solutions to gun violence proposed in the article are intended to satirize the legislative inaction that has dominated our country’s response to this important issue. Perhaps this article can shed some light on the ongoing debate… In the past decade,…
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Vaping: A Good Way to be Cool!
by Ben Leit ‘18, Concerned Citizen and Humor Editor Ahhh, yes. Vaping. Because nothing else screams cool quite like sucking fruity nicotine out of a flash-drive. In case you’ve been living under a rock, vaping and electronic cigarettes are sweeping the nation, and everybody – except for teachers and parents (yuck!) – seems to love…
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Newark Academy Teachers: As Seen on TV!
by Sammi Powell ’19, Staff Writer Some teachers on TV and in movies are seen as evil or boring or rude. Others are portrayed just as characters in the background. But sometimes there are teachers that stick out like the C on my midterms, and we just so happen to have some of these teachers…