The Minuteman

The Official Newark Academy Newspaper

Author: emooney16

  • Stuff NA Kids Say

    By Zach Lathrop ’16 and Sam Rollenhagen ’16, Staff Writers Video by Aiden Fox ’16 Stuff NA Kids Say  

  • Top 10 Signs You’re Stuck in Holiday Limbo

    Top 10 Signs You’re Stuck in Holiday Limbo

    By Erin Mooney ’16, Section Editor 1. You start seeing more tweets about distance learning and Don Austin canceling school. 2. You see people with pumpkins while you already have your Christmas tree (or vice versa.) 3. You hit up the mall for some Columbus Day Sales but you’re overwhelmed by the crowds of children in…

  • Teachers Try Snapchat

    Teachers Try Snapchat

    by Victoria Molinari ’17 and Olivia Cubbage ’17, Staff Writers Nowadays, anywhere you go you can see people taking “selfies.” Selfie, as defined by Urban Dictionary, is “a ridiculous practice of narcissism,” where one or more people bunch together and snap a photo of themselves, hence the word selfie. Now I’m sure we’re all familiar with…

  • Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Hard to Write an Article for the Humor Section

    Top Ten Reasons Why It’s Hard to Write an Article for the Humor Section

    By Dylan Flanagan ’16 and Noah Nazmiyal ’16, Staff Writers  Lila Rimalovski and Erin Mooney are the editors… It’s tough to write for an audience of five. The humor section group chat has turned into this kid hitting on sophomore girls. Noah Nazmiyal came up with none of these ideas. If you don’t think this is…

  • Humor Section Staff ‘14-’15 #represent #whaddup

    by Lila Rimalovski ’15, and Erin Mooney ’16, Humor Editors Welcome to the sports section!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahh just kidding it’s the humor section #wegotyou #jokenumberone We now think it’s appropriate to introduce the mighty crew who gratefully, loyally, and respectfully (joke number two) produces the articles that get increasingly strange and less funny over time like…

  • How to Study for a Test

    By Andrei Buna ’15, Humor Writer, and Olivia Cubbage ’17, Humor Writer So, you have a math test tomorrow and it’s super important that you do well. The problem is you don’t know how to maximize your time with the ol’ textbook. Do not fear, Olivia and Andrei are here. Pay close attention. It is…