Author: jlawler11
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How To Scare Away Trick-Or-Treaters
By Jack Lawler ’11 and Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editors Well, another Halloween has come and gone, and those annoying trick-or-treaters still keep coming by and bothering you. How nice would it be to finally get rid of those obnoxious pre-teens who make pathetic attempts to disguise their identities in exchange for sweet treats? We…
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By Jack Lawler ’11, Humor Editor and Jack Breene ’11, Staff Writer Jack and Jack Humor Attack Hey, it’s Mr. Scott. Taking a break from writing in my blog (it’s a work in progress) and need a quick favor. Please provide the answers to the following questions: 1.newarka.edu E-mail::………….2. username: ………… 3. Password :………….4. Boxers…
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Chocolate Slide
By Emily Ullmann ’11, Staff Writer What do the appearance code and the senior initiation slide have in common? Aside from a ridiculous name, they both mainly consist of the color brown and when the day is over, you want to throw out your ugly clothes. What don’t the appearance code and the slide have…
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Top Ten Ways to Make a Terrible Morning Meeting Announcement
By Jake Gillman ’11 and Adam Hyatt ’11, Staff Writers 1. Try to be funny in any way. 2. Make an announcement on Monday for a meeting at 3:30 on Friday. 3. Make a four-person announcement, each saying the same exact thing in the same exact awkward way. 4. Make an announcement that seems funny…