By Lila Rimalovski ’15, Humor Editor There has been a lot of discussion regarding the merits of council’s attempt to educate the student body on current issues plaguing our generation. This attempt culminated in “Revolution Week,” which consisted of four consecutive days followed by a lone Monday solely dedicated to raising awareness on various issues. This ‘lone Monday’…

By Dylan Flanagan and Noah Nazmiyal Please note that everything in this article and everything in the full Mono video to come is completely true. Everything stated is accurate information on the Mono “outbreak” at Newark Academy.  Editor’s Note: Please ignore the italics above Noah and Dylan made most of this up. In the upcoming set,…

By Adina Gitomer ’15, Staff Writer 1. When the cream cheese suddenly starts looking like lettuce. 2. When quotation marks are in the exact place you wish they weren’t. Sureeee, we’re going to have “Sushi Appetizers”. Yeah, those are “Sushi Appetizers”. *Wink* “Sushi Appetizers,” said Mr. Brower. 3. When they yell the lunch menu at…

By Noah Nazmiyal ’16, Humor Staff Writer It was 4th period, and I left my backpack in the L to quickly grab something to eat before I went up for my Chemistry Honors (emphasis on Honors) class. When I walked back to get my backpack, it was gone. I was confused as I distinctly remembered…

By Lila Rimalovski ’15, Humor Editor Given the extreme excitement and enthusiasm that emerged at The Academy regarding #Voting Day in November, I figured it would be fitting to gain some insight on the process from a few distinguished Newark Academy #voters. This month, many reflected on the event and happily shared insight with me.…

By Andrei Buna ’15, Staff Writer  Contrary to popular belief, I am rather tall. Six foot four and a half to be exact. For those European students that don’t exist in our school, that’s about 1.94 meters (source: mathematics). People tend to think height has no effect on the daily lives of Newark Academy students,…

By Tori Molinari ’17, Staff Writer 1.)   Move the microphone around a lot; it will be sure to distract Dr. D from the fact that you’re wearing a sweatshirt. 2.)   No announcement is complete without the use of “uh,” “so,” or “um.” 3.)   You should definitely read your announcement from your phone if you want to…

Newark Academy deeply values community. It strives to create relationships between its students, teachers, and faculty. Thus, committees, peer groups, clubs, sports teams, and more are formed to encourage friendships and create connections. This is all well and good, but I still think we are missing a major opportunity for bonding: the salad bar in…