By Michael Wang ’20 and Teddy McGraw ’20, Humor Editors “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.” -Blaise Pascal Simply put, humans are not meant to be in a relationship together. The whole idea of marriage was a political construct designed during medieval times to join kingdoms…

By Theodore Carlson McGraw ‘20 and Michael Ming Wang ‘20, Humor Editors For the past six years, every school morning started the same way: I woke up, took a shower, brushed my teeth, ate a wholesome banana, and got into the car. I used to walk up the front steps to school at 7:55 at…