Author: Tucker Iverson
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A Fresh Thanksgiving
By Willa Schwarz ’15 and Lila Rimalovski ’15, Staff Writers and Vacation Planners In this double featured article, two freshmen have compiled lists of what to do over thanksgiving break. Thanksgiving is approaching and Willa Schwarz, Freshwoman Staff Writer, has compiled a list of some choices you may have to make this coming vacation. Choices With Willa…
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Intro Del Humor IV
From the Desk of the Humor Staff Actually, that’s a lie…they took our desk away… [vimeo 31908682 nolink]
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Top Ten Rejected Global Speakers
By Greg Ruda ’13, and Tucker Iverson ’12, Humor Editors We talked to the Global Speaker Series Committee and we compiled a list of all the Global Speakers that have applied for the job, and were subsequently rejected…Here you go. 1) Route Ten Wendys Franchise Owner 2) Tiger Woods 3) Chef Boyardee (apparently he isn’t…
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Newarkacademydictionary.com
By Gregory “Greg” Ruda ’13, and Tucker “Tucker” Iverson ’12, Humor Editors Featuring a new… feature called “Thesaurus!” We will thesaurusize the words we define… enjoy! Pool Stairwell (n)- A place where people go to have deep emotional conversations. Example: Chuckie: Hey I don’t understand the philosophy homework that Mr. Creedence assigned! Can you…
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Twitter for Teachers
By Gracie McNeely ’12, Twitter Enthusiast and Molly Alter ’12, Teacher Enthusiast Twitter for Teachers Click the link above to see a collection of teacher twitter pages. Prepare to laugh, cry, and perhaps become overwhelmed by emotional outbursts of surprise or catharsis. Should teachers have a twitter? You decide…
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Dear Carissa…
Dear Carissa, People often mistake me for this other girl in my grade (let’s call her Proscia) . I can’t stand it. I am my own woman you know? Every time I hear some one call me Proscia I want to curl up in a ball (not the cute and cuddly type!) and die. How…
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Dear Carissa…
Dear Carissa, I am having trouble making deadlines at school and I’m falling behind. I feel like I postpone everything and I feel my work piling up. What should I do? -Call me the White Rabbit Dear White Rabbit, I totally know how to handle this, and I would tell you, but I have…
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Predictable and Unpredictable With Willa Schwarz
By Willa Schwarz ’15, Staff Writer and Fresh Princess Unpredictable The middle school won more than zero events. The fire department tried to fine us on our beautiful hallway decorations instead of complementing Dr. D on his main role in the Juniors of Oz. The freshman beat the juniors at knockout and Ping-Pong. Everyone laughed…
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Newarkacademydictionary.com
By Tucker Iverson ’12, Second Cousin of Mirriam and Greg Ruda ’13, Uncle of Webster by Marriage Settle Down Gang ph. A phrase that Librarians use in order to achieve silence, so they can play Angry Birds on their Ipads. Actual Meaning: If you don’t shutup, I will make a Human Carpaccio out of your flesh.…