Author: Tucker Iverson
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Congratulations Reader!!
From the Desk of the Humor Staff Greetings faithful reader, Congratulations! Just by reading this article, you have qualified for the “Monthly Photobooth Picture of the Month Contest!!” This is where we take the best of your pictures and fit them into categories, posting them on the website. For next issue, please send any…
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College Application
By Tucker Iverson ’12, Humor Editor Essay Question #3 What personal experiences, events, or people have changed your life and shaped you to be the person you are today? What particular qualities do you have that make you unique? What makes you different from others and why does this matter to you? ————————————————————————————————————————————– My name…
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The Sophomore Rap Epidemic
By Christian Pinto (Phillippinto) ‘13 and Alex Liao (Snake Eyez) ‘13, Staff Writers April 11, 2011. A day that will forever live in infamy. On this historic day at exactly 1300, the first unofficial “rap battle” of Newark Academy history began. How did it start? According to legend, the dispute was instigated when sophomores Ned…
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The Secret Life of a Lax Bro
By Jeff Peng ’12, Staff Writer and Ground Ball Specialist Every morning, my iHome plays some Dave Matthews Band, pumping up my room with some chill tuneskis. Word to the wise: NEVER use the radio, or risk waking up to Ke$ha EVERY morning… take my word on that…you’ll thank me later. After Dave Matthews starts…