By Carissa “Loretta” Szlosek ’12, Staff Writer and Volunteer Police Chief *photo credits to Carissa Szlosek, especially the nifty one of her and Benoit in the last panel.

On a serious note, all of us here at the humor section wish to say goodbye to Tucker Iverson, the humor editor for the past year. ——————————————————————————————————– Dear Reader, It saddens me to announce that the Iverson-Ruda editor-ship is slowly coming to a close, as this is Tucker’s last set as an editor.  I thought…

Editor’s Note: This “Dear Carissa” article was meant to be post back in November however, due to shuffling in our archives, was never published.  We are sincerely apologetic to all people that this non-posting affected, specifically the questioner who has no doubt endured months of merciless Beiber-jokery without any advice.  Anyway, enjoy… Dear Carissa, People…

By Molly Alter ’12, Staff Writer Dream “If you love something set it free.” I was 14 years old, an innocent girl from New Jersey with perfect features and a beautiful home. Yet something was missing. There was a hole deep inside me, waiting to be filled. I needed to be…inspired. That’s when I decided…

By Joseph “Jebidiah” DeNoon ’13, Staff Writer With the Super Bowl over, and football done for the year: the Minuteman decided to investigate at how different people watched the big game.  Take a look.   Rabid Giants Fan/ Patriots Haters                              …

Interview Conducted by Ms. Lila Rimalovski ’15, Staff Interviewer Yes, Lila Rimalovski is quite the impressive gal. By the age of 14, she has written 2 whole humor section articles, she has gone backpacking, she has eaten a grasshopper, and she has traveled out of the country not twice, but three times. She is a…

Filmed by Jaques Cousteau and Directed by Bob l’eponge Squarepants [vimeo 33299983 nolink]

By Lila Rimalovski ’15, Certified French-Braider       “Backpacking in 70° weather, with 40 lbs. on my back, in 4 feet of snow was the hardest thing I have ever done in my life,” says Lila Rimalovski, a current freshman who presented her immersion experience in morning meeting, “but that’s not what really happened in…

By Gregory “P. Switch” Ruda ’13, Humor Editor December 1st, that wonderful time of year when… you know what? December 1st stinks!  Do you want to know why?  Because the humor section missed out on a thanksgiving article due to our post-turkey laziness, but we can’t write a Christmas article yet because its too early. …

By Tucker Iverson ‘12, Ben Martin-Katz ’12, and Alex Liao ‘13, Craftsmen of Humor. Warning: Possible side effects may include nausea, abdominal strains and head explosions due to laughter. This article was brought to you by the letter ‘J’… for joke. This is the funniest article you will ever read.  In your entire life.  You…