By Ben Shifrin ’13, Staff Writer 5. Is he really over 20? 4. Man, he is short! 3. Why is it suddenly so dark? 2. Hey!  At least I am still awake. 1. Yeah yeah, enough about the Middle East! How about Faraj’s favorite thing about America?

By Jack Lawler ’11 and Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editors Want to win prizes so cool that the humor editors have not even thought of yet?  Well, if you are lucky, your caption for each of these pictures below will be chosen as the funniest one, and you will win such secret prize (Oooooohhhh)! Send…

By Jake Gillman ’11 and Adam Hyatt ’11, Staff Writers 1) I really thought the middle school was going to win this year… until I heard their theme and saw their decorations, dodge ball skills, and skit. 2) I thought the freshman did a great job turning the L into a second black box, but…

By Jack Lawler ’11 and Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editors From the makers of Webster’s Dictionary comes the all-new source for Newark Academy specific words: 1. Robe (v.): 1.) The spontaneous darkening of one’s wardrobe against one’s will (esp. when not in accordance with the Newark Academy Code of Appearance) Example: I was just walking…

Name Time Reason 1. Thelonious Lester 8:43 Tried to open my door and ripped it off the hinges 2. Zach Widmann and Shane Neibart 8:45 Trying to find a funny way to make our Darfur club announcements 3. Mike Alelov 8: 54 Fairies 4. Zach Shinske 9:33 Supporting cancer 5.  Whit Harwood 11:17 Looking for…

By Jack Lawler ’11 and Andrew Morrison ’11, Humor Editors Well, another Halloween has come and gone, and those annoying trick-or-treaters still keep coming by and bothering you.  How nice would it be to finally get rid of those obnoxious pre-teens who make pathetic attempts to disguise their identities in exchange for sweet treats? We…

By Jack Lawler ’11, Humor Editor and Jack Breene ’11, Staff Writer Jack and Jack Humor Attack Hey, it’s Mr. Scott. Taking a break from writing in my blog (it’s a work in progress) and need a quick favor. Please provide the answers to the following questions: 1.newarka.edu E-mail::………….2. username: ………… 3. Password :………….4. Boxers…

By Emily Ullmann ’11, Staff Writer What do the appearance code and the senior initiation slide have in common? Aside from a ridiculous name, they both mainly consist of the color brown and when the day is over, you want to throw out your ugly clothes. What don’t the appearance code and the slide have…